A little boy asks his dad; “What’s between mom’s legs?” The father answers,” Paradise.” The kid asks again,”Whats between your legs?” The father replies, “The key to paradise.” Then, the son says, “Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy.”

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holy shit funniest thing i’ve read all day HAHAHAHA

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